Forget D&D Fortune Cards, I want D&D Fortune Cookies!

"You are about to embark upon a quest of epic Gygaxian proportions."

"Trust not in 'fighters' who only wear leather armor."

"You will be eaten by a grue."

As [MENTION=19675]Dannyalcatraz[/MENTION] suggested, they would have die rolls (numbers) on the back.

What would be some good D&D fortunes?