Maybe ATM stands for ‘another terrifying moment?”

After all, any machine that spits out cash is bound to attract some trash.

After getting reports of a man causing a disturbance at a bank, Fort Pierce cops found a dude, identified as Gregory Herndon, who was allegedly blocking folks from using an ATM, reports Will Greenlee in his Off the Beat blog for TCpalm in Stuart.

When he obliged cops by emptying his pockets, he pulled out some women’s underwear, a crack pipe, brass wool, drug needles and a bank card belonging to a woman, cops said.

There was something else unusual about this dude that cops noted.

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